Monthly Archives: January 2014

Houston Ice Storm

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Getting Old Sux

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Couldn’t Find The Book I Was Looking For

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Leadership

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The Enemy Within Destroys

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Why I Failed the 3rd Grade

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My Short List

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We Baby Boomers Didn’t Shoot Up Our Schools

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Sea The Deal

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This Was All a Big Misunderstanding!

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Helen Keller & Mittens

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I Come For the One They Call Justin Beiber

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FOUR OLD ITALIAN LADIES

These four older ladies who lived in Italy Always sat outside together near the church  And chatted about when they were younger. One month ago they pooled their money together
And bought a laptop.
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Never having been, but having heard all about Florida ,  They just happened to click on St. Augustine , FL.  They read about the “Fountain of Youth” claimed by  The Spaniards when they arrived there.  They collected up all they had left and sent for four  Bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will make you a believer, because Here they are today……………….

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No…….This is TRUE! Really! Would We lie to you?

We have a limited supply of this water available at an incredibly low price of just $1,499.95 a bottle.

Seriously ..

HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!!!!

Make checks payable to: “Democratic National Committee”
(You can trust us, we would NEVER lie to you!)

Do YOU Know the Answers to These Questions

The Nopefish

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Obamacare Ad For Young People

You might live in a country run by idiots

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If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally … Then you might live in a country run by idiots.

If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion … Then you might live in a country run by idiots.

If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book, but you don’t have to show ID for the right to vote on who runs the government … Then you might live in a country run by idiots.

If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in  Egypt … Then you might live in a country run by idiots.

If, in the largest city of the country, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because the government says a 24-ounce sugary drink might make you fat … Then you might live in a country run by idiots.

If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hi-jab is only subject to having her neck and head searched because of her religion … Then you might live in a country run by idiots.

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more … Then you might live in a country run by idiots.

If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher’s “cute,” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable … Then you might live in a country run by idiots.

If hard work and success is rewarded with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing, and free cell phones … Then you might live in a country run by idiots.

If the government’s plan for getting people back to work is to reward them with 99 (and want to increase that!) weeks of unemployment checks with no requirement to prove they applied for it … Then you might live in a country run by idiots.

If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government … Then you might live in a country run by idiots.

If you are offended by this article, then I’ll bet you voted for the idiots who are running and “ruining” our great country!

Yo Kim — You can have him!

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My New Puppy

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