Al Sharpton, Hillary Clinton, George Bush, and an Eagle Scout were on a small airplane that had lost all power and was going down. Problem was there were only three parachutes. Rev. Soundbyte grabs a chute screaming “I must live, I’m the inspiration for the entire Black race of peoples” and jumps.
Hillary grabs a chute and shrieks “I must live, I’m the inspiration for all woman and Liberals” and jumps from the plane.
Bush looks to the Boy Scout and says “Son, take the last chute. I’ve had a good life, been President, and you still have a long future ahead of you”.
The Scout answered “That’s Ok sir, we still have two chutes as the ‘World’s smartest woman’ just jumped out of the plane with my backpack”.