Ugh…. am I too kindhearted or too stupid!?!? Needless, to say, my wife is rolling her eyes and shaking her head at me again….sigh.
Yesterday it was so cold out that I took a man into my home out of the kindness of my heart. I felt so sorry for him…. poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold!
Without a word… not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him. The last straw?!?! When I realized he had pissed all over my floor! That’s the “thank you” I get for being good to people?!?!?!
Now…. I’m going to warn all of my friends to watch out for this man! He is white, heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny. Don’t bring him into your house!
What a mess he made on the floor..