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If you would like to learn more about the various Mopar Platforms that Chrysler, Dodge, Plymouth, and Eagle cars were based on — then use the below links to navigate to the various Body topics on www.MoparWiki.com.

The MoparWiki has the ultimate goal of being the best reference for all things Mopar. This is done through collaboration of all willing to help improve the topics by adding information they have and citing a reference. Your help is welcomed.

J/A Body on MoparWiki
P/L Body on MoparWiki
L-Body on MoparWiki
S-Body on MoparWiki
J-Body on MoparWiki
M-Body on MoparWiki
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My finances are quite complicated, and after a close friend of mine died leaving his family clueless on where the money and investments were at — I created an Excel workbook that makes it easy to track you net worth, car insurance and registration expiration dates, investments, life insurance, with account numbers and contacts, etc.

I've been using it for a couple of years and find it very helpful. Monthly I put the ending balances from my bank accounts, credit card debt, brokerage statements, etc. It quickly gives you an idea of where you stand, and can help your heirs sort your finances out upon your death. I've blanked out my data and posting the file of the template here on-line for any of my friends to use. I've used it with Excel versions from 2003 to 2010.

Click Here to Download this Excel Template to track your Personal Networth.

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Katy/Richmond Texas Area

I'm parting out this 60 Plymouth 4-door. It is a Texas car that has spent a good part of its life outside. There is a lot of surface flash — but very little (if any) rust-through. Many good body parts. Doors, hoods, fenders, fins, motor, transmission, trim,…..

Email me what you are interested in — and I'll email you back a photo of the part and a price. I sell the entire car before it gets too much stripped off for $1500 — but it is missing the left front spindle. I prefer local people to come pick their part, but will remove parts if needed. I won't crate and ship big parts — but I will have a Hot-Shot take it to Height's Crating for the $50 they'll charge me. You can arrange with Height's Crating the cost of crating and shipping to you. They do ship overseas. Obviously you are free to send your own transport (many car haulers will pick up when in my area, and drop off when in your area) people to come and get the big uncrated parts.

Email Dave with your needs and we'll see if we can work something out. I also have a 2dr hard top that I'll sell as a complete parts car — or you can restore. $2500 firm, and I will not part.

The hardtop is rough but restorable, and restored 60 Hardtops go for a ton.

Pass this along to anyone who you think might be interested.

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Katy/Richmond Texas Area

A race shop in the Richmond/Katy Texas area is in need of a shop Rat for part time employment. Primary duties are to keep the shop clean, and secondary duties include cleaning race cars and trucks, and light maintenance.

There is a lot of opportunity to learn how to work on these cars as experience progresses. Opportunity to turn into a full time position. Starts with 5-hour work days Monday through Friday for $7.25hr. Wage, hours, and duties progress at the rate of the ability of the employee demonstrates. I might consider making this a 3-hour after school job for a local high school Senior looking for employment after high school. Would also consider the right (physically able) retiree looking for a little extra income to supplement his Social Security. Racing experience or CDL a plus — but not a requirement.

This is a perfect position for an honest, dependable and hard working person who would like to work in a race shop and on drag racing cars. We treat this as a serious position and have a low tolerance for being late, missing work, or goofing off.

If you are interested — send me an email telling me about yourself and why you would be the person we'd want to fill this position with.
Email Dave

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Obama wants you to "Barrack Your Timeline" with one of his banners advocating that you are one of his mindless minions.

ChairmanObama.com has developed a Facebook Timeline Banner for those of you wishing to have an alternative.

Instructions to add banner to your Facebook Profile:

1. First you have to ensure you've enabled Timeline on Facebook. They have the simple instructions there.
2. Click here to have the banner open in your browser
3. Right-click and save to your computer — remembering where you saved it
4. On Facebook upload banner from your computer

The below is a smaller version of the full size. Use the above instructions to get the full size.

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Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid…

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
‘Taxes drove me
to my doom…’

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the heck happened? Can you spell ‘politicians?’

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We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations; but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.

2. We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

4. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

5. We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

7. We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

9. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks.

10. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC, PBS and Hollywood

11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

13. We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

15. We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

17. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury and not a right.

18. We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.”

19. I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya,” or “We Are the World”.

20. We’ll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

21. Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.

22. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S..: And you won’t have to “Press 1 for English” when you call our country.

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$350,000,000 a year of our tax dollars are given to these killers.

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Excellent Wedding Photographer in Houston Area

The above is a promo slideshow they sent the Monday following the Wedding to wet our mouth while they worked on the photos

First, other than coming up with cash for daughter's weddings, I know very little about them. What I do know is quality photos — because that's a hobby; and organization — as I'm a businessman. I leave the actual weddings up to my daughters, wife, and their friends — so I don't know about what arrangements had been made. We have this arrangement where my wife and daughters don't repair my racecars, and I won't arrange their weddings. Anyway, while I'll take the time to tell you which vendors suck and screwed me — I seldom take the time to tell you who I was please with.

This is an exception. Dee and Troy with http://www.absolutelyperfectpictures.com/ have their stuff together.

My daughter was married at 6:30 PM and everyone in the wedding party was told by the coordinator to be there by 4:30PM. Upon me getting there I saw Dee and Troy hovering around snapping photos of the location and details of props. By 5PM, they hit up the guys in the wedding to get photos before they lost the sun light. After that they moved over to the gals, which as with anything with gals — must have been more time consuming. When the wedding started promptly at 6:30PM — they hovered around in such a way as to get the all of the photos to document memories — while finding the balance of being out of the background. After the ceremony — it took them no longer than 30 minutes to get all of the wedding party and family photos — which is a big task for a family as large as mine. For the rest of the evening, they busted ass getting all of the dance, garter, cake, toast,  guests having fun, and the "fun Photos". They shot over 3000 photos between the two of them, and I didn't see them take one break.

Dee and Troy remind me a little of Mr. and Mrs. Jack Sprat — as they are as different as night and day. Dee has a big outdoors voice and Troy is far more reserved. You most likely won't get the opinion that they're the Wedding Photographers to the Stars — but you will end up getting the same quality photos for a fraction of the snob photographer price. These people actually have a plan when they start — and are the most organized photographers I've ever seen at a wedding. Dee's Outdoor voice works perfectly with getting young people to be where where the need to be for the photo, and they both have a very critical eye for photo composition. We got Absolutely Perfect Pictures — and and no one's time wasted. Not once did I observe people having to stand around and wait for the photographer. They came into a group shooting with a plan, got it done — and moved on to the next group shooting.

I was pleasantly surprised, and strongly recommend that if you are within 75 miles of Katy, Texas — that you speak with them for your wedding.

Dave Schultz

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What the whole speech last night shows me is that we’re in serious trouble.

This was 100% campaign speech that was tested in front of groups of people weeks in advance, and fined tuned to what people want to hear. The theme that the Democrats are running is that a Republican controlled House has obstructed the country from recovering. Forget that it is the Democrat controlled Senate that has not passed anything — or that while Obama has taken the deficit from $10Trillion to $15Trillion in three years — while unemployment has gone up, the defense has been weakened, and gas is twice as much as the day he took office. The average idiot voter out there thinks this is all of the Republican’s fault.

At the same time, Obama has achieved his goal of dramatically increasing the percentage of government dependents receiving a handout — The Moochers. So he knows that having the Soviet seeded (beginning in the 30s) media and college professors helping him blaming the Republicans is working. This is going to cause panic among many of the existing Republican politicians, who will cave to some of Obama’s pie in the sky entitlements.

Obama wouldn’t have a speech calling for amnesty, free college, mortgage refinance, throwing money at “Green Energy” (his crony friends giving the most contribution money), union construction projects, and tax increases on the few who pay taxes — if he didn’t know that was what the majority want to hear.

Yes, we’ve now officially passed the point of where the majority being the moochers and want to become yet bigger moochers. There are not enough producers to win. When the Moochers put yet a higher percentage of their corrupt career politicians in office, and they get another 12,000,000-20,000,000 voters through amnesty for more Moochers — America will officially be on Greece Watch.

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