Monthly Archives: February 2012

Police At The Door

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The old man goes to answer a knock at the door one evening only to find two sheriff’s deputies standing there.

“Sir, are you married?” One deputy asked.

“Why yes,” the old man replied “for 48 years.”

“Do you have a photograph of your wife sir?” the second deputy questioned.

The old man pulled a picture out his wallet and handed to the officers. They sadly looked it over and handed it back to him.

“Sir, I’m sorry but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”

The old man says, “I know son, but she’s got a wonderful personality and she’s a great cook.”

MoparWiki Gets a Home Page Redesign

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Example of a MoparWiki
Our Mission
The MoparWiki has the goal of ultimately being the single best source for All Things Mopar. Makes, models, people, platforms, components, racing — anything Mopar. This is to be accomplished by the collaboration with anyone wishing to improve a MoparWiki with facts or editing for style.
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The engine that runs the MoparWiki is the same engine used for the very popular Wikipedia. It allows for anyone to start an appropriate article, and for others to collaborate on the improvement of it. We try to follow a uniform format for consistency. You can get to a MoparWiki of a specific topic by typing the topic in the search box to the left — or clicking on a link in another MoparWiki. There are links for a random page, recently updated, or help. Please take a few moments to read further — and to browse around. We hope you will assist us with collaborating on existing MoparWikis, from adding appropriate facts (and your reference source) or cleaning up the text and styling.
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Definition of Ironic:

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The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to “please do not feed the animals” because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.

$100Million

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That’s how much taxpayer’s money has gone to pay the legal fees of the crooks that ran Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac — because they have legal fees written into their contracts.

Do you think that money is well spent?

Mopar Platform Reference

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Mopar Body Platforms

If you would like to learn more about the various Mopar Platforms that Chrysler, Dodge, Plymouth, and Eagle cars were based on — then use the below links to navigate to the various Body topics on www.MoparWiki.com.

The MoparWiki has the ultimate goal of being the best reference for all things Mopar. This is done through collaboration of all willing to help improve the topics by adding information they have and citing a reference. Your help is welcomed.

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