Category Archives: Humor

Antifa Says Rural Areas Are Next

I keep seeing “antiFA”s saying they’re gonna take it to the suburbs, and rural communities. I just wonder if these people realize, that we wait all year just to wake up a 3am, hike a couple miles in 0° weather, and sit in tree for 10 hours just to kill a moving target a few hundred yards away.
And when we kill something, we gut it, and hang it from a tree to skin it, then we put it in a truck and haul it out and BURY the remains.
We look forward to this activity all year.

I REALLY don’t think we’re your target demographic.

Be Grateful For What You Have

Having a Positive Attitude will always get you further than having a heart full of Envy. Dream Big and and work towards achieving that Dream. However, being Envious of what someone else has will make you miserable. Make them you’re hero and work towards what they have. Don’t be a hater because they have something you don’t.

Top 40 Prison Songs Not To Sing On Karoke Night

by: Dave Schultz

So you’re going to Prison. The choices you’ll be making will be very important. None is more important than your choice in music. To help you, I’ve compiled a list of songs you’ll want to avoid.

  1. I’m in you – Peter Frampton
  2. Slide it In – White Snake
  3. Tunnel of Love – Springsteen
  4. Love Hurts – Nazareth
  5. I Was Made For Loving You – Kiss
  6. Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin – Journey
  7. Mama Told Me Not to Come – 3 Dog Night
  8. I Am Woman – Helen Reddy
  9. Beat It – Michael Jackson
  10. Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes – Old School Song
  11. My Big 10″ – Aerosmith
  12. Hey Joe, Where you going with that gun in your hand – Jimi Hendrix
  13. Get Your Freak On – Missy Elliot
  14. Can You Feel the Love Tonight– Elton John
  15. I Want To Kiss You All Over— Exile
  16. Hit Me With Your Best Shot— Pat Benatar
  17. I Want You To Want Me— Cheap Trick
  18. Get Your Freak On – Missy Elliot
  19. Baby One More Time – Britney Spears
  20. I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred
  21. I Feel Pretty – Julie Andrews
  22. You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman – Aretha Franklin
  23. Kiss Me – Six Pencenone The Richer
  24. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun – Cyndi Lauper
  25. Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go – Wham!
  26. Get Down – B4-4
  27. Push it, push it real good! – Salt-n-Pepa
  28. Why don’t we get drunk and screw – Jimmy Buffet
  29. I will make love to you – Boyz to men
  30. Tiny Dancer – Elton John
  31. U Can’t Touch This – MC HAMMMER
  32. I feel like making love – Bad Company
  33. Knock Three Times – Tony Orlando & Dawn
  34. Back Door Man – Doors
  35. Tube Snake Boogie- ZZ Top
  36. Pearl Necklace – ZZ Top
  37. Stand by your man – Tammy Wynette
  38. Bend Me Shape Me – The American Breed
  39. I get off on you – Barry White
  40. You’re My First My Last My Everything – Barry White