by: Dave Schultz

So you’re going to Prison. The choices you’ll be making will be very important. None is more important than your choice in music. To help you, I’ve compiled a list of songs you’ll want to avoid.

1. I’m in you – Peter Frampton
2. Slide it In – White Snake
3. Tunnel of Love – Springsteen
4. Love Hurts – Nazareth
5. I Was Made For Loving You – Kiss
6. Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin – Journey
7. Mama Told Me Not to Come – 3 Dog Night
8. I Am Woman – Helen Reddy
9. Beat It – Michael Jackson
10. Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes – Old School Song
11. My Big 10″ – Aerosmith
12. Hey Joe, Where you going with that gun in your hand – Jimi Hendrix
13. Get Your Freak On – Missy Elliot
14. Can You Feel the Love Tonight– Elton John
15. I Want To Kiss You All Over— Exile
16. Hit Me With Your Best Shot— Pat Benatar
17. I Want You To Want Me— Cheap Trick
18. Get Your Freak On – Missy Elliot
19. Baby One More Time – Britney Spears
20. I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred
21. I Feel Pretty – Julie Andrews
22. You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman – Aretha Franklin
23. Kiss Me – Six Pencenone The Richer
24. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun – Cyndi Lauper
25. Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go – Wham!
26. Get Down – B4-4
27. Push it, push it real good! – Salt-n-Pepa
28. Why don’t we get drunk and screw – Jimmy Buffet
29. I will make love to you – Boyz to men
30. Tiny Dancer – Elton John
31. U Can’t Touch This – MC HAMMMER
32. I feel like making love – Bad Company
33. Knock Three Times – Tony Orlando & Dawn
34. Back Door Man – Doors
35. Tube Snake Boogie- ZZ Top
36. Pearl Necklace – ZZ Top
37. Stand by your man – Tammy Wynette
38. Bend Me Shape Me – The American Breed
39. I get off on you – Barry White
40. You’re My First My Last My Everything – Barry White