Boy Scouts Visiting a Marine Base

This is yet another repost from this site that I made over 20 years ago, but still timeless.

Marine Corps General Reinwald is planning to host some boy scouts at the training center for a few practice exercises. The general is being interviewed by a female radio host.

female interviewer: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

General Reinwald: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

female interviewer: Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?

General Reinwald: I don’t see why. They’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

female interviewer: Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

General Reinwald: I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

female interviewer: But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.

General Reinwald: Well, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

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