This is yet another repost from this site that I made over 20 years ago, but still timeless.
Marine Corps General Reinwald is planning to host some boy scouts at the training center for a few practice exercises. The general is being interviewed by a female radio host.
female interviewer: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
General Reinwald: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
female interviewer: Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?
General Reinwald: I don’t see why. They’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
female interviewer: Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
General Reinwald: I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
female interviewer: But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.
General Reinwald: Well, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
