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You better buckle up as it is going to be a strange trip!

The main reason I won’t fly coach is because I generally get seat between the above and below

The above and below scare the Hell out of me

Guess what kind of doctor Grandma’s grandson is?

and they haven’t quite figured out why this guy hasn’t gotten off the plane in the last 3 weeks — or why there is sickle as is checked baggage.