Monthly Archives: February 2013

Chairman Obama Wants To Be Next Pope

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WASHINGTON, DC – Sources close to the White House have learned that Barack Obama is planning to run for the office of Pope when the College of Cardinals convenes to elect a successor to ailing Benedict XVI at the end of this month.

Calling on the promise of Equality for All, Obama is said to firmly believe that the time has come for a non-Catholic to occupy the Vatican’s highest office.

Foreseeing a looming citizenship issue he states that he has discovered an Italian birth certificate that proves he was born in Rome before he was born in Kenya.  “That Hawaiian birth certificate never has been worth what I paid for it anyway”, he noted.  Continuing, he concluded, “And there’s no way that a handful of cardinals could be more expensive to buy than 10 million voters in Michigan.”

Further questions should be directed to Obama’s Papal Campaign Manager, Abdul Azeem Khan.

 

Drag Racing 102 – The Log Book

Whale Log BookOne of the most important racing tools is the log book.

I bought a 3-ring binder and some plastic page sleeves. This book has virtually everything I need to know about the car.

  • When did I buy the shocks, what’s the model number, and where the receipts – in the book.
  • Need to prove the SFI rating of the balancer — in the book.
  • Forgot the valve lash for the new cam — in the book.
  • Need the wiring diagram of the ignition box – in the book
  • Forgot how to playback your tach – in the book.
  • How many runs on the oil change, transmission band adjustment, fuel filter, slicks – in the book.
  • How many runs on the motor, transmission, rear gears, convertor, or slicks — in the book.
  • What jets and springs are in the carb, shock adjustments, or gears in the rear end – in the book.

Every manual to every part, every scale sheet, every chassis certification, and every cam card go into a sleeve in the book. Every run with the weather, weight, tire pressures, and jetting is logged. Every repair, improvement, or change made is logged.

Whale Log Book

Whale Log Book

Whale Log Book

Whale Log Book

Whale Log BookYou can get a log book from Summit Racing that you can log the runs and maintenance in, or make your own in Word or Excel that has all of the information you want to log. I have a weather station that logs my passes with the weather — so all I have to do is print them and 3-hole punch.

Whale Log BookI made my own maintenance sheets from Excel.

Whale Log BookThis helps you know whats in the car, prove the safety, know what maintenance is due,  know what the car ran in conditions similar — or if the car is falling off. Different times can indicate things like the slicks or the torque converter going away.

Keeping a book with manuals and a log book will also make your car more valuable if and when you want to sell it.

 

Notice to Moochers

Moochers need to become self-sufficient. If you train to be a loser — then live to be a loser. Success takes effort. Don’t sit back and live on the efforts of others — because you were too lazy to have put forth the effort to succeed.
Photo: Moochers need to become self-sufficient. If you train to be a loser -- then live to be a loser. Success takes effort. Don't sit back and live on the efforts of others -- because you were too lazy to have put forth the effort to succeed.

MEET THE SAN FRANCISCO POLICE DEPARTMENT

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Chief Heather Fong (left), the first SFPD female, lesbian chief of police.

Theresa Sparks (center, former male), president of the San Francisco Police Commission, CEO of a multimillion-dollar sex toy retailer, and a transgender woman.

Sgt. Stephan Thorne (right, former female), the first transgender SFPD police officer.

Their Representative in Congress is Nancy Pelosi. Try to act surprised.

What Was Missing In Japan?

Scientists baffled: What was missing in Japan ?
There was an article in the US World Report regarding the orderly behavior of the Japanese citizens and the absence of looting after the earthquake , tsunami and nuclear nightmare.

Social scientists were baffled by the total non-existence of looting and savage behavior in Japan considering the magnitude of this catastrophe. They conferred with human study organizations as well as sociology experts throughout the United States . Finally, after days and days of studies and meetings, they came to a conclusion.

Guess what was missing in Japan?

The government dependent Moochers and looters.

BTW – What is the girl/boy in blue looking at? A receipt?