with a couple strips of stick-on wheel weights
Say anything against ISIS, and sit back and wait for your suspension for Hate Speech.
Don’t ask me how I know
Or on Solar Panel companies that donated to Democrats?
Liberals — please stop moving to Texas. You’re killing us the ways you killed the places you left!
Potus, Flotus, Doofus, Dingus, Rapist and Sadist
There are reports of an Old Man dressed in a Larry David costume demanding kids give him 70% of their candy!
He refused to touch it since it wasn’t wrapped in $100 bills!