The “Hard Dixen Cider” Collection is now available. We all know that there’s nothing more satisfying than a Hard Dixen Cider!
Category: Humor
Give It Few Minutes Kid
It was a rough one
Husband Pro Tip
Award your wife with Employee of the Month.
Kamala’s Book is Certain to be a Best Seller
From Deep Throat to Deep State. An American Journey.
I’m Having Car Problems
I either needs to get laid or I’m about to have the dealer bend me over.
Captain America
I much prefer this one to Peter Fonda or the Marvel Comic.
The Ultimate Casket
Well almost. Given my choice, I’d like to be in a 60 Plymouth.
Mitch McConnell & Granny
Have you ever wondered why you’ve never seen them together?
Transporting Illegal Sailboat Fuel!
Yes, they walk this Earth – and vote.
The Name China Has Given Sleepy Joe
Yup, they’re laughing at us!
Old Hippie’s Gift Shop Update
So it should be no mystery to most, that I have a gift shop at Zazzle. I have so far designed about 1100 products like
Being kissed in your sleep
Is a sign of pure love – unless you’re in prison. Then its a sign of impending violence and pain.
Comfortably Numb
Hello? (Hello? Hello? Hello?) Is there anybody in there?Just nod if you can hear meIs there anyone home?Come on nowI hear you’re feeling downWell I
First Mystery to Prove if My Taxes are Spent on “Gender Studies”
We all know she has a bigger one than Barack!
Thump Issues a Gender Studies Directive
Boys have a Pee Pee, Girls Have a Coo Coo. No need to spend any more money researching!
Christmas in Nashville
Suspicious vehicle explodes. Please call the FBI if you know this driver.
Ba Dump Dump
A little Picard Humor
Meanwhile on the Death Star
We find the same issues as Earthlings
Ladies, If you can’t handle me broke
You sure as Hell can’t handle me with $600!
