Category Archives: Political

Joe About To Break His Arm

In Caddyshack, Rodney Dangerfield has a broken arm when he’s draggin down the team — and Danny comes in to save the day.

New polls just out has Romney, Ginrich, and Santorum beating Obama — and Paul coming close to doing it. Polls also show (that voters are complete idiots) Hillary with an approval rating of over 60% and that nearly 100% women would vote for her. She’s actually cut from the same Chicago Communist cloth as Obama — but hides it better.

Not only is Obama assured a sure win with Hillary on the ticket — but it solves the Democrat problems of who to run in 2016. VP’s stand the best chance of elections — and Hillary see’s this as her last chance.

In the past I blew off Obama replacing Joe with Hillary — as Ole Joe is pretty loyal to Obama — and Obama trusts the Clintons as far as he can throw them. Plus it is bad luck to know the Clintons — even in the White House, although I doubt Obama will be found in the park with a clean shirt and a different gun next to him. However, I’m betting that there is going to be a deal cut for a Hillary/Biden swap — it is will be soon to properly pull it off. They don’t want to wait until a Republican has been selected as it will look as if Obama is afraid of that candidate — so I think it will be pretty soon we hear and announcement. I think it was the White House that sent out the trial balloons this week.

FEMA Uniforms Now On Sale

This Month’s Featured Section

Get Your FEMA Uniforms

FEMA Re-Education Camp Hooded Sweatshirt

Ok, the FEMA Re-education Camps have been built and Chairman Obama has signed into law the ability to arrest any American, and hold without charging with a crime, or access to his attorney.

1%r’s need not settle for the ratty rags the government will issue. This month’s feature section has all of the FEMA prisoner garb required to be styling through your re-education process. T-shirts, sweat shirts, underwear, baby’s clothes — we have it all in the Chairman Obama Gift Shop. We even have a FEMA calendar to count off the days of your imprisonment.

Disclaimer: The Chairman Obama Gift Shop is not directly affiliated with FEMA, DHS, DOJ, FBI, CIA, DOD, DOT, or any other government agency. We just want to see sharp dressed prisoners in the re-education process. Should the Administrator of ChairmanObama.com mysteriously disappear, the rest of us will be going to ground and you will have to accept the uniforms given to you. Order now — as tomorrow might be too late for any of us.

FEMA Re-Education Camp
FEMA Re-Education Camp
We all know that the FEMA Education camps are being built and that 10Million of us will be interned there — but we don’t have to wear old rags. Nope, now is your chance to score fashionable FEMA wear
OMG
OMG
OMG – Obama Must Go. Time to get out and let the world know that we’re as mad as Hell, and aren’t going to take it anymore.
Why Stupid People Shouldn't Vote
Why Stupid People Shouldn’t Vote
Obama – Why Stupid People Shouldn’t Vote
Galt-Rearden 2012
Galt-Rearden 2012
America needs John Galt and Hank Rearden to save the Producers from the Moochers
Eat Your Peas
Eat Your Peas
Chairman Obama tells America to eat their peas
SECEDE
SECEDE
When is enough enough. Texan’s love America, but this is not the America Texans want.
End Of An Error
End Of An Error
January 20m 2013 will be the end of an error if people start to give a damn.
Don't Touch My Junk
Don’t Touch My Junk
A line of clothing for going through the TSAs groping line.
2010 Hope ~ 2012 Change
2010 Hope ~ 2012 Change
In 2010 we received Hope. In 2012 we need change.

Galt/Reardon 2012

My Galt/Readen 2012 Shirt was a hit at the Christmas party. I spent the whole night talking politics when people stopped me to ask what that shirt meant — and if they should know. Last night close to a dozen people said they’d buy Atlas Shrugged and read as their next book. (One said he’d get the talking book for the car)

The last time I wore it – I took my wife to the hospital and was stopped twice in the hospital to explain.

I feel like everyone who stops me learns about how Obama’s Socialism is making producers “Go Galt” and hopefully they’ll read the book and spread the word.

Galt-Rearden 2012
America needs John Galt and Hank Rearden to save the Producers from the Moochers

Money shouldn’t be an issue — as the T-Shirts are as inexpensive as $11.99, and sizes to 4XL. Delivery is cheap and reasonable — and sent worldwide.

Buy and give one to your Liberal friends — they’ll never figure it out.

No One is a Moderate

I didn’t change — and outside of the forum most would still consider me to be a hardcore Right Wing Nut. However, it is the collective of the forum membership that has changed, which has turned me into a moderate in their eyes.

I’m a mixture of hard Conservative in some areas, and hard Libertarian in other areas. I want less government, I want the government to get out of my face and the face of productive business. I want the United States to be a Republic and not a Democracy. Those are Libertarian leaning qualities — but I am also Conservative on some social issues like being anti-abortion, anti-gay marriage, anti-drug legalization, pro-Christian and pro-Israel. I’m in between both camps on the Military. I want a strong one to punish those who come to hurt us (or are preparing to come to hurt us) with a quick and effective strike — but tired of getting involved with people we can’t trust — like any Muslim. I’ve never met one I could trust — as it is a cultural thing with them. I’m for a workers program to legally allow Mexicans (without citizenship, voting rights, or entitlements) to come to the US to make beds, mow lawns, wash dishes, and other home construction — but I am against allowing anyone from the Muslim world into the country. The reasons are we need cheap labor for some of the jobs citizens don’t want to do — yet need to be smart with home security.

I’m tired of entitlements that encourage moochers to become lazy — and punish the earners with redistribution of their efforts to those who made no real effort. I’m tired of the schools, unions, and courts infiltrated with Communists polluting the minds of our kids and the ignorant/apathetic. I’m tired of votes being bought with gift of the public treasury, and all of the cronyism. I want the counties and states to play a bigger part of determining how involved to get — and the Federal government to play a much smaller part of it. That way if you don’t like how your state governs — move.

I think this country has a lot of big problems, the Federal government is taking away our rights at a rapid pace — but that we also have too many Chicken Littles running around screaming that the sky is falling with too many and too far out there conspiracy theories.

I guess this makes me a “Moderate: to some – but only to the ubber-extreme who lack any flexibility to achieve real change back to a Republic.

I was pretty successful in business, and learned a long time that you sometimes lose a couple of battles in the effort to win the war. I’ve learn that you can cut your nose off in spite of your face by being so inflexible that you give the enemy the win every time. I’ve learned that often the war has to be won in manageable stages — or you will lose the war with an all out attack that you couldn’t possibly win because you were unprepared and under-gunned. I’m a fiscal Libertarian because I’m a Capitalist, but a Social Libertarian because social decay has brought down great empires, and has caused the problems we’ve experience in the last 100 years – since Woodrow Wilson. Because I’m not 100% in either camp of the Conservatives and Libertarians — many in the Political forum consider me a moderate. I don’t feel like I fit my definition of a moderate. I know what I stand for, and that hasn’t changed much over the years. It is the Old Hippie membership collective (not individuals) who have changed. It isn’t a good thing — nor is it a bad thing. Just a fact.

Finally — you have to also understand my position as the creator and administrator of this site. I created the forums to be a board with a specific forum to cover any type of discussion — not just US Politics, and more specifically — not just Libertarian US Politics. Regardless of my personal politics — I want a balance not just in politics, and to not to chase away others who are here for more than, or other than, Libertarian politics. I want to be able to have politics reasonably be discussed here — and I know that Politics and Religion get heated — but I also want all of the other topics on some people’s minds (cars, racing, computers, finance, Church, World news, trucks, motorcycles, airplanes, boats, hobbies, … anything) to be discussed. It will always be my goal that those people feel welcomed here too.

That’s my explanation concerning the statement made that I’m a political moderate.

What Really Happened to the Economy

Easily Understood Explanation of the Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Home Mortgage Derivative Markets (In plain language, even a drunk can understand)

Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit. She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To solve this problem, she comes up with a new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now, but pay later.

Heidi keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers’ loans). Word gets around about Heidi’s “drink now, pay later” marketing strategy and, as a result, increasing numbers of customers flood into Heidi’s bar. Soon she has the largest sales volume for any bar in Detroit.

By providing her customers freedom from immediate payment demands, Heidi gets no resistance when, at regular intervals, she substantially increases her prices for wine and beer, the most consumed beverages. Consequently, Heidi’s gross sales volume increases massively.

A young and dynamic vice-president at the local bank recognizes that these customer debts constitute valuable future assets and increases Heidi’s borrowing limit. He sees no reason for any undue concern, since he has the debts of the unemployed alcoholics as collateral.

At the bank’s corporate headquarters, expert traders figure a way to make huge commissions, and transform these customer loans into DRINKBONDS, ALKIBONDS and PUKEBONDS. These securities are then bundled and traded on international security
markets.

Naive investors don’t really understand that the securities being sold to them as AAA secured bonds are really the debts of unemployed alcoholics. Nevertheless, the bond prices continuously climb, and the securities soon become the hottest-selling items for some of the nation’s leading brokerage houses.

One day, even though the bond prices are still climbing, a risk manager at the original local bank decides that the time has come to demand payment on the debts incurred by the drinkers at Heidi’s bar. He so informs Heidi.

Heidi then demands payment from her alcoholic patrons, but being unemployed alcoholics they cannot pay back
their drinking debts.

Since Heidi cannot fulfill her loan obligations she is forced into bankruptcy. The bar closes and the eleven employees lose their jobs.

Overnight, DRINKBONDS, ALKIBONDS and PUKEBONDS drop in price by 90%. The collapsed bond asset value destroys the banks liquidity and prevents it from issuing new loans, thus freezing credit and economic activity in the community.

The suppliers of Heidi’s bar had granted her generous payment extensions and had invested their firms’ pension funds in the various BOND securities. They find they are now faced with having to write off her bad debt and with losing over 90% of the presumed value of the bonds.

Her wine supplier also claims bankruptcy, closing the doors on a family business that had endured for three generations, her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor, who immediately closes the local plant and lays off 150 workers.

Fortunately though, the bank, the brokerage houses and their respective executives are saved and bailed out by a multi-billion dollar no-strings attached cash infusion from their cronies in Government. The funds required for this bailout are obtained by new taxes levied on employed,
middle-class, non-drinkers who have never been in Heidi’s bar.

Now do you understand?

Bah-Rock’s Tweets

Over on the Chairman Obama Forums, there is a “Harrison J. Bounel” tweet thread with satire tweets. Click to view that thread. The below is one of hundreds of examples:

Quote:
We jogged on over to Maryland in Marine One to watch Chelle’s brother’s team, the Oregon State Beavers, play basketball.I said “Oh, look at the Beavers in their swishy shorts.”Chelle said “You oughta know swishy.”

I said “Oooh! I just love basketball. I wish I could be a college coach, like your brother.”

Chelle said “Bah-rock, you ain’t nothin’ like my brother.”

I said “C’mon. What’s he got that I don’t have?”

Chelle said “Do I have to say it? Look at you sittin’ here with your legs crossed like a girl. What’s my brother got? Puh-leeze!”

I said “So you’re saying I wouldn’t be a good coach?”

Chelle said “I’m sayin’ no one would let you anywhere near the showers.”

Quote:
Chelle said “Go get me some nachos and cheese, Swishy Boy.”I said “Whut?”Chelle said “And some fries.”

I said “Whut? I thought we brought the servants along to wait on you.”

Chelle said “My Secret Service guy always forgets to super-size it. Now go. You can get yourself a beer if you hurry.”

While I’m up, maybe I’ll sneak into the locker room and give those a Beavers a thrill.

Quote:
Chelle said “I want you to post this to your stupid Facebook page. I want you to say ‘I think you all should apologize to The First Lady’ – and be sure to capitalize my title!”So I typed “I think you all should apologize to The First Lady…”Chelle said “Good. Now add ‘because you are not worthy to lick the soles of her $450 sneakers.’ Post that, Wiener Breath!”

So I typed “because she will force me to lick the nacho crumbs from her mustache.”

Oh, she is going to pound my a$$ tonight – and not in a good way, either, I might add.

My thoughts the day before Thanksgiving

  • Airports are empty because the airfares are so high and Homeland Security is a hassle
  • The stock market has lost close to 10% in just the the last week, and the dollar 20% in value during the last two years
  • Gas is $1.27 higher since Obama took over, and we’re more dependent on people who hate us that anyone
  • Speaking of people who hate us, while we have a $15 Trillion deficit — we’re giving hundreds of billions to our enemies through the UN, IMF, NATO (and every other International One World Government Organization imaginable) or directly to the Muslim leaders
  • Unemployment is at Carter era highs
  • The Military is about to have their balls cut off
  • The Democrats want to raise our taxes — while Obama is throwing tens of Billions away on things like the Chevy Volt (I’m sick of their commercials every 15 minutes) and Solara
  • At no time in our history — have we thrown around so much in Foodstamps and other government handouts
  • You can’t get 1% interest on your savings
  • No one appears to care that the Democrat former Governor of New Jersey has over $1Billion in investor money lost
  • Obama’s class warfare has idiots occupying every city and school for free stuff
  • We ain’t seen nothing yet on the home foreclosures — they’ll really start in January and home values will drop like a lead balloon
  • Our dollars hasn’t collapsed yet — only because the people in Europe who had their Obama’s ten years before us are going bankrupt
  • We worry about a few Muslims being profiled — yet don’t care about the antisemitism killing thousands of Jews
  • The Federal government is so anti-business that everyone is starting to think about going Galt
  • Unions are growing more powerful under our current politicians
  • Young people have respect for nothing — and were spoiled into a attitude of self-righteous laziness and entitlement
  • Cronizim in government is flaunted — because the majority of the voters don’t care if they get their free shit
  • Most Americans are greedy idiots — selling out their country
  • Not only is the white heterosexual man becoming extinct — whites are not having enough children to sustain the race — and the blacks, Latinos and Muslims are cranking them out to more than double in size every 20 years.
  • Schools at every level are worthless because of Unions, gays and Communists. We we spend more on schools that nay other society — but for the first time ever in the United States — the new generation is less intelligent than their parents.
  • Despite all of the above (which only scratches the surface) — idiots fall for Obama’s and the other corrupt politicians lies and class warfare.

Thank you Liberals. You’ve officially screwed up the country past the point of no return

Happy Thanks Giving!