Monthly Archives: April 2012

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Obama’s two favorite steaks are Rib Eye and Seeing Eye.

When Palin asked Obama the difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull, he answered “That’s simple, the Pit Bull tastes better”.

Illinois Biker

Forchino The Biker Guillermo Forchino

On January 9 a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, “What are you doing?”

“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.

While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” he didn’t want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked … “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?”

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that … and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After she’s finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then he says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That’s a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?”

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl”

…….The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!

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Hill Country Excursion

This is a very pleasant approximately 500 mile trip takes 2-days. Day 1 has plenty of scenic stops, lunch in San Marcos, and overnight camping in Luckenback, Texas. The return trip has us riding through the center of the Balcones Canyonlands National Wildlife Refuge, lunch in Giddings, and some of the most beautiful wild flowers (in the Spring). The roads are good, lightly traveled, no Interstates, lightly policed, and have a great combinations of scenic hills and twisty fun.

We leave at meet at 9:00 Saturday, leave at approximately 9:15, and return at approximately 4:30 Sunday.

Ice Cold bottled water provided at rest breaks.

Saturday evening cookout provided. Beer, wine, Texas Hill Country music, lawn chairs, firewood, and generator power (to charge cell phones and those needing to power a CPAP to sleep) for Saturday night provided. Tents on water proof ground cloths provided, set up, and torn down. Camping and showers fees included.

Chase truck and trailer follows group to carry gear, food and cold drinks, and emergency towing if required.

Strictly limited to 10 motorcycles – book early to reserve your opportunity for this great weekend excursion.

You need to bring your sleeping bag, an overnight bag with your clothes and toiletries, and cooler with your personal food if you have special food or drink needs (you can use our grill). All of this will be carried in the trailer.

Details: Hill Country – 2-Day | Texas Motorcycle Excursions

Enjoy the Ride – We Do the Work

Texas Motorcycle Excursions offers well planned and enjoyable 1-Day to 4-Day excursions that allow you to enjoy that ride while we handle the details.

  • We’ve rode thousands of miles in Texas to come up with the beautiful less known routes with scenic stops, which stay off the Interstates. Safety, comfort, and beautiful scenery are our main goals.
  • We provide a chase truck pulling a 24′ enclosed trailer to follow behind the group for carrying all of the riders’ and camping gear, food and refreshment, tools and cleaning supplies, and emergency trailering capabilities. You don’t have to be loaded down, compromise with what you bring for the excursion, or concern yourself with being stranding away from home.
  • We arrange for the food, refreshment, entertainment, and lodging.
  • We limit the number of motorcycles for a more relaxing experience.

Book Now. Since we represent the best value (cost vs. pleasure) on our excursions, limit the number of motorcycles, and because most of the excursions are of a seasonal theme — they fill up quick.

Dallas Schultz Pulls Into Points Lead

Dallas Schultz Currently in Points Lead

NMCA posted the Championship Points ranking for NSS — after the Atlanta Race. Dallas Schultz, Doug Poskevitch and Kurt Neighbor are all within one round of each other, while Doug Duell is just outside one round. Dave Schultz being pushed back in the first round of Eliminations at Atlanta is a distant 5th — almost three rounds back. The next race is Maryland June 8-10.

My Choice for President

If I had one choice of any American to be my President — it would be Col. West. Not because he’s black — but because he’s smart and because he loves America. Sadly it appears that black people rather teleprompter readers, race baiters, and those will give stuff away more than heroes like Co. West. They appear to hate him. Just last week the Congressional Black Caucasus dis-invited him from their convention. I find it amazing they rather people like Chairman Obama, Je$$ee Jacka$$, and Rev. Soundbyte to a real self-made black man like Allen West.


US Receives Another Downgrade

Hookers Downgrade US Credit Rating

Shortchanging by Secret Service Draws Strong Rebuke

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – Days after Secret Service agents shortchanged a group of prostitutes in Colombia, the international trade group representing hookers downgraded the United States’ credit rating from AAA to B.

The strong rebuke from the International Alliance of Professional Escorts came after a Secret Service agent reportedly paid one of its members $30 for an $800 service, or only 4% of the stated price.

The statement from the International Alliance of Professional Escorts said that in downgrading the United States’ credit rating it was sending a clear message that its “members should be aware that doing business with the government of the United States carries with it a significant risk.”

“We are urging our members to avoid conducting transactions with the United States and to focus on more reliable customers, like the International Monetary Fund,” the statement added.

Just hours after the announcement from the escorts’ group, the U.S. Congress passed the following resolution blasting the Secret Service for its actions: “We strongly denounce the Secret Service for consorting with prostitutes, which has traditionally been Congress’s role.”

But it was not all bad news this week for the Secret Service, which today reported a 5000% jump in enlistment.

Remember this quote?

The Quote of the Decade:

The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the US Government cannot pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies. Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that, the buck stops here. Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better.

~ Senator Barack H. Obama, March 2006!


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Not Bush’s Fault!

For those of you who fall for the version of history that the Liberals and the Media (but I repeat myself) think you’re stupid enough to believe — here are the real facts. Don’t take my word for it — research it!

George Bush: Miss Me Yet?

The day the democrats took over was not January 22nd 2009, it was actually January 3rd 2007 the day the Democrats took over the House of Representatives and the Senate, at the very start of the 110th Congress.

The Democrat Party controlled a majority in both chambers for the first time since the end of the 103rd Congress in 1995.

For those who are listening to the liberals propagating the fallacy that everything is “Bush’s Fault”, think about this:

January 3rd, 2007 was the day the Democrats took over the Senate and the Congress. At the time:

The DOW Jones closed at 12,621.77

The GDP for the previous quarter was 3.5%

The Unemployment rate was 4.6%

George Bush’s Economic policies SET A RECORD of 52 STRAIGHT MONTHS of JOB GROWTH

Remember the day…

January 3rd, 2007 was the day that Barney Frank took over the House Financial Services Committee and Chris Dodd took over the Senate Banking Committee. The economic meltdown that happened 15 months later was in what part of the economy?


Unemployment… to this CRISIS by (among MANY other things) dumping 5-6 TRILLION Dollars of toxic loans on the economy from YOUR Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac FIASCOES!

Bush asked Congress 17 TIMES to stop Fannie & Freddie – starting in 2001 because it was financially risky for the US economy.

And who took the THIRD highest pay-off from Fannie Mae AND Freddie Mac? OBAMA

And who fought against reform of Fannie and Freddie?

OBAMA and the Democrat Congress

So when someone tries to blame Bush..


Budgets do not come from the White House. They come from Congress and the party that controlled Congress since January 2007 is the Democrat Party.

Furthermore, the Democrats controlled the budget process for 2008 & 2009 as well as 2010 &2011.

In that first year, they had to contend with George Bush, which caused them to compromise on spending, when Bush somewhat belatedly got tough on spending increases.

For 2009 though, Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid bypassed George Bush entirely, passing continuing resolutions to keep government running until Barack Obama could take office. At that time, they passed a massive omnibus spending bill to complete the 2009 budgets.

And where was Barack Obama during this time? He was a member of that very Senate that passed all of these massive spending bills, and he signed the omnibus bill as President to complete 2009.

If the Democrats inherited any deficit, it was the 2007 deficit, the last of the Republican budgets. That deficit was the lowest in five years, and the fourth straight decline in deficit spending. After that, Democrats in Congress took control of spending, and that includes Barack Obama, who voted for the budgets.

If Obama inherited anything, he inherited it from himself. In a nutshell, what Obama is saying is I inherited a deficit that I voted for and then I voted to expand that deficit four-fold since January 20th.

There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends a link to this story on!