Two Cow Politics

 

Two Cow Politics 

Socialism : You have two cows. You keep one and give one 
to your neighbor. 

Communism : You have two cows. The government takes them 
Both and provides you with milk. 

Fascism : You have two cows. The government takes them and
sells you the milk. 

Bureaucracy : You have two cows. The government takes them
Both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and 
Then pours it down the drain. 

Capitalism : You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. 

Corporate: You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to
produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised 
When it drops dead. 

Democracy : You have two cows. The government taxes you 
To the point that you must sell them both in order to 
support a man in a in a foreign country who has only one cow