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Valuable History Lesson – Be a hit at parties!

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”

Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

Trump and Putin News Conference

Everyone is freaking out that when Trump was asked “who do you believe more, Putin – or the Deep State DOJ that was run by Loretta Lynch, FBI that was run by Comey/McCabe/Strzok, NSA run by Clapper, CIA run by John Brennen, Special Prosecutor Mueller, Deputy DOJ Rosenstein, or White House run by Obama and Jarrett?”

Hell I don’t trust any of them.

Where’s the DNC server and Lap Tops? Where’s Hillary’s 33,000 emails, smashed devices, and assistant’s laptops?

It appears to me that we’re outraged for the wrong reasons! I might trust murderer and Liar Putin over Murderer and Liar Hillary and the Deep State that tried to put the fix in. Too many “Too Obvious” Russian fingers prints. They’re more skilled than that – so I have no problem believing that they’re supposed to be the scapegoat by the Deep State. I’m thinking that Trump feels the same way.

If you feel like I have a point, share to spread the word that the Deep State in our government is not to be trusted.