I Love Bacon

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Nothing says I Love Bacon as much as saying it in Arabic.

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From The ‘I love Obama’ Collection

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“I Love you Obama” is translated into Arabic for Obama’s Muslim friends in the Middle East. T-Shirts and Sweatshirts in all sizes, Coffee Mugs, mouse pads,….. Check it out

30,000 Military Personnel to be Fired

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YMCA

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The French Can’t Find Her

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Suck it up Unions

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Profiling

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Fuelabs Knows a Good Looking Car When They See One

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They put my wagon on their 2015 catalog.

Kreepy Ass Krackers

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If you are flat sick and tired of the race card being played and the double-standards of racism, then check out this page. It’s goal is to point out the good people who succeed without making excuses — and the news regarding thugs and moochers you never see in the News. Like the page to get it on your newsfeed — and share with your friends who are also sick of the Double-Standards of being called a racist by racists.

NSS Champ 2014

Lighting Horrible, and it is first time in 20 years I spoke in front of 500 people, so there were a few too many uhs. I didn’t prepare a speech as I didn’t want to sound like I was reading.

Since I have a closet full of Top Ten jackets (they only gave to Champs this year) that don’t fit, I talked them into buying me a 3-ply Nomex racing jacket and embroider the back, sleeves, and name on it instead. Convinced them I’d be worth the cost as a walking billboard at track.

NMCA-Champions

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I have a size 13/14 Ring finger and they got everyone a size 11, so I guess I have a pinky ring.

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Really bummed on the trophy. For the last five years NHRA and NMCA partnered up for the Full Throttle series, and the Champ got a big Wally at end of year. This year after the season was 3/4 over, the NHRA renigged on the big Wallys for the Champs. Very shitty of them!

So instead we got this thing, it nice, but sure as Hell isn’t the Big Wally promised at the beginning of the season.

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Plane Crash

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Al Sharpton, Hillary Clinton, George Bush, and an Eagle Scout were on a small airplane that had lost all power and was going down. Problem was there were only three parachutes. Rev. Soundbyte grabs a chute screaming “I must live, I’m the inspiration for the entire Black race of peoples” and jumps.

Hillary grabs a chute and shrieks “I must live, I’m the inspiration for all woman and Liberals” and jumps from the plane.

Bush looks to the Boy Scout and says “Son, take the last chute. I’ve had a good life, been President, and you still have a long future ahead of you”.

The Scout answered “That’s Ok sir, we still have two chutes as the ‘World’s smartest woman’ just jumped out of the plane with my backpack”.

NSS Champ

From the NMCA Web Site

After Sealing the Deal in ATI Nostalgia Super Stock, Schultz Set to Stand on Stage at NMCA Awards Ceremony

Dave Schultz 1By Mary Lendzion

Just as he went through the traps at the 8th Annual Nitto Tire NMCA/NMRA Super Bowl of Street Legal Drag Racing at Route 66 Raceway in Illinois in ’13, the engine in Dave Schultz’s nine-second ’60 Plymouth wagon let go, and pieces of it hit and damaged his transmission mounts and chassis bars.

Rather than remaining sidelined while he had a new 542 Wedge engine built by Indy Cylinder Head and chassis repairs made by BRC Racecraft, he decided to climb into his eleven-second ’63 Plymouth for the ’14 NMCA season-opener, the 13th Annual Ross Racing Pistons NMCA Muscle Car Nationals, at Bradenton Motorsports Park in Florida in March, where he drove to a runner-up finish.

“I went a couple rounds at the next few races, and found out right before the race in Joliet, Illinois in July that my wagon was ready to be picked up from the chassis shop in Indiana,” said Schultz, of Katy, Texas. “I made plans to pick it up on the way to the race, but I was concerned because it was going to have a new engine and chassis changes.”

But, he charged to an event win anyway, kept his momentum and ended the season as the ’14 ATI Nostalgia Super Stock class champion.

Dave Schutz 2It marks his first championship in the class he’s been running since ‘07, and further boosting its significance is the fact that he has dedicated it to his brother, Donald Schultz, who died in ’12.

“There are eighty-plus guys running in this class, and some of them have been at it in the same car for twenty or thirty  years,” said Schultz. “The competition is tough, but I like that it’s reminiscent of the ’60s when guys like Dave Duell, Dandy Dick Landy and Ronnie ‘Mr. 4-Speed’ Sox were racing.”

Helping Schultz every step of the way is his son and fellow ATI Nostalgia Super Stock driver, Dallas Schultz,  and his goal for the ’15 season is to have a first and second place finish in points with his son.

Catch him alongside his fellow NMCA class champions during the NMCA Awards Ceremony on Dec. 12 at the Indiana Convention Center.

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2015 Drag Racing Sponsor Package

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Dallas and my Drag Racing Sponsor package is available for you reading pleasure. It is pretty short and sweet — mostly photos.

If you have a good relationship with a potential sponsor that you think would be a good fit for a product sponsor partnership — please pass this along to them.

Kreepy Ass Kracker

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I’m Just A Bill

If you like your yardman — you can keep your yardman

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Texas Health Insurance Increase 17.13%

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So I have to earn $3,000 to have the after tax dollars to pay my monthly health insurance. I get no subsidy — but I might be paying yours!

Now time to replace RINOs

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Starting right now for 2016, we need to find electable Conservatives and Libertarians to replace the worst 15 RINOs running in 2016. They need to take the pledge to pass Term Limitations — as it is the best way to reduce Political corruption.

Old Hippie’s Gift Shop Updated

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It was Obama’s Fault!

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