Hallmark Rejected My Last Batch of Greeting Card Poem
This is a repost from this site 20 years ago. While some of the references (like Bud Dry and Windows 95) won’t be understood by
The Bill of No Rights
We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of Justice, avoid any more riots,
Another Moldy Oldy – Stop the Mooching
Originally posted on this site over 11 years ago. Did through some of the old posts, to see how much or how little events have
Marriage Advice for Women
Marriage us more than keeping his stomach full and his balls empty. Home Ec. Classes at one time new this. How to treat your husband,
40 Valuable Things I Learned in 1996
I originally posted this on my web site after William the Impeached won re-election in 1996 I have learned during the campaign that I am
Breakups Are Easy with My Form Letter
Not going well with that new girlfriend, this form letter could help those having a hard time putting their thoughts into words. Dear (insert her
Little Red Hen Revised
Once upon a time, on a farm in Arkansas, there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered
The Ant & The Grasshopper – Updated
The Ant & The Grasshopper Fable As you can tell from the names (Bill & Hillary, and Peter Jennings) — this was originally posted on
Chuck is Correct
Republicans are Spineless
There Was No Collusion between Trump & Russia
The Collusion was between the FBI, DOJ, Obama and Hillary. However, no one will go to jail as the treason also applies to the Federal
Your First Time Racing at a Drag Strip
Drag Racing 101 Dave Schultz April 20, 2011 Have you ever hammered your car on the highway, or race someone up to the next stop
Granny is Called to Testify
Lawyers should never ask a Texas grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called
Vacation Deal of the Century
Vacation in a Liberal Shithole like New York, San Francisco, Portland, Chicago, Los Angeles or Seattle. 4 Nights in what was just 2-years ago a
Liberals Anonymous: 12-Step Program
Given the difficulty in bringing liberals into the light, I thought it might be helpful to provide them with a 12-step program that could make
Rush Limbaugh’s 35 truths
The Following are Rush Limbaugh’s 35 truths as updated and posted on this site in the 90s
